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Jonathan Rhys Meyers jerks his uncut meat on The Tutors

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I was up late watching The Tutors on my cable’s on demand and couldn’t believe how the last episode of the first season started. Sure, I had to suffer through a lot of boobs to get there, but this may have been well worth it.

From the looks of this clip, King Henry must have had a gym in the castle and spent some time body shaving. Lucky for that guy holding the cloth over the king’s willie. I both want to be him and hate him for covering up JRM’s foreskin. Maybe in season 2 I’ll get a glimpse. (Please please please please!)


MacGruber is uncut!

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SNL charcater MacGruber poses nudeWebsite What Would Tyler Durden Do (wwtdd.com) ran a mock story about SNL character turned movie-star, MacGruber’s nude model past. The big joke is that his penis is small. That’s kind of funny. I guess. Small penis jokes are pretty tired.
But more interesting is that MacGruber’s mini-manhood is intact! Lucky Mac!
You go, MacGruber. Don’t let the haters get you down. Show off your Foreskin Pride. We love you.

MacGruber from SNL may be small but he's uncut!


Check out the original article here.

Foreskin on Adult Swim

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Working on my porn keeps me up late a lot of night. No complaints. I love it. Love the porn. Love the late nights.

Before bed, I like to watch a little Adult Swim on Cartoon Network. Usually a Family Guy or an American Dad rerun will do me fine. Lately, I’ve been loving this Childrens Hospital show. It’s 15 minutes, hilarious and stars Will & Grace‘s Megan Mullally. Last Thursday, I saw the preview for the coming episode and I was floored. Actor Rob Huebel explains this Thursday’s episode:

 

“I find my father, I find my foreskin from when I was circumcised, I get it reattached. All of those things happen in the same episode.”

He finds his foreskin! He gets it reattached! It’s going to be great. Knowing this show, Dr. Owen Maestro probably won’t be happily reunited with his foreskin, but it’s a nice thought. A real nice thought!

I love when my favorite TV shows deal with my favorite body part.

Childrens Hospital Foreskin Episode Tonight!

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Don’t forget about the Childrens Hospital episode on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim tonight. Here’s how The Wrap descrips the episode:

As satisfying as the main storyline and the “Party Down” cameos are, however, an absurd subplot starring Rob Huebel’s dimwitted Dr. Owen Maestro steals the episode.
Owen laments that he was circumsized as a baby and confronts his father (played by Stephen Root) about the grievous travesty. Their initial exchange on the topic is priceless.
I want my foreskin back!” demands Dr. Maestro.
“What makes you think I got your weiner trimmings?”
Owen is so forlorn over the lost body part that he sets about having his foreskin sewn back on — only using bologna. He tells the reluctant surgeon: “Stop talking and start sewing that deli meat on.”

Think that bologna thing works?
Check it out and we can discuss on Twitter! I’m @FanForeskin

Russell Crowe Defends Foreskin

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…then apologizes for it.

You may have read about this a while back. It made the news in that snickering, smarmy way many news outlets report about sex and celebrity. Russell Crowe mentioned on Twitter that babies were made right, foreskin is a good thing and circumcision is stupid. He’s right, of course. But then it all went a little crazy.

The Academy Award winner was then hit with a backlash from his Twitter followers. As seems to be happening so often, Crowe was called anti-Jewish for his stance. He shot back: many jewish friends, I love my Jewish friends, I love the apples and the honey and the funny little hats but stop cutting yr babies @eliroth responding to the king of torture-porn horror movies Eli Roth. He told followers that if they didn’t like what he had to say, they could unfollow him. Very sensible. He has every right to his opinion. Especially when he is so right.

But then the tweets made it to the news. It became a thing. Jewish groups and individuals were upset. His comments were labels as “rants.” He soon removed the tweets and issues a series of apologies. I have a deep and abiding love for all people of all nationalities, I’m very sorry that I have said things on here that have caused distress and My personal beliefs aside I realize that some will interpret this debate as me mocking the rituals and traditions of others. I am very sorry

Why apologize, Russell? You were right. Why do celebrities apologize when they say what they mean and people don’t like it. Why would Russell Crowe back away from statements that are pro-child and make sense? Just because people are upset? Because religion is involved? We should mock religion! I don’t see religious groups apologizing for all the hate and destruction they cause. I don’t have a problem with the Jewish faith. All religions are equally idiotic.

Stand up for what you believe in, Russell. Not everyone will like it. Speak up against religious tradition. What would the world be like if we didn’t? We’d still be burning witches and denying that the earth is round. Chopping off babies’ body parts is wrong. I’m proud to stand by that statement.

 


Morrissey Shows His 7-incher!

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Well, almost.

You know how there’s a celebrity you’ve always wanted to see naked? We’ve all got them, right.

One of my big fantasy guys is English singer-songwriter Morrissey, god of the deep and depressed. Moz has posed nearly naked in the sleeve artwork of his recent single ‘I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris‘. I’m pretty certain he’s packing some foreskin behind that vinyl disc. I wonder how many of his bandmates are also blessed with some ‘skin.

I hope there are some outtakes from this photo shoot so I can enjoy Morrissey and the band in their full glory. Or maybe Morrissey will pose nude, only covered with a digital download next time!

Actor Alan Cumming: I have a foreskin. I am intact.

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This is from actor Alan Cumming’s blog:

Here is a piece that the Wall Street Journal commissioned me to write about circumcision. Sadly they eventually felt it was ‘too raw’ for their readers – a rather unfortunate phrase considering the subject matter don’t you think?!! Anyway, here it is for you to peruse. Please feel free to blast it into the blogosphere….

No man will deny that it feels pretty great to have someone gasp at your penis.

Well, that’s what happened to me when I first moved to America and started to show people the contents of my underpants.  But their gasping was not due to my gargantuan girth, (though no complaints so far, thank you very much!) but more to the fact that I, unlike the vast majority of American males, have not been genitally mutilated. I have a foreskin. I am intact.

The gasping was due to the fact that most people had never seen a real, unadulterated, uncircumcised penis before, and some of the people who were seeing mine had, to be frank, been round the block a few times so their reaction was all the more surprising and on refection, upsetting.

For not only did they have no idea of what a foreskin looked like, they also had no idea how to deal with it when we got down to business. I had to give quite a few seminars on how it worked. Can you imagine being in your thirties and suddenly having to explain to lovers how your genitals functioned, or having them gush that they’d never seen one like yours before, or, worse, recoil in disdain and say ‘what do you even do with that?’

It made me feel that I was the weird one, I was deformed, I was not normal, when of course it was they who had had a piece of the most sensitive part of their bodies removed. I was the intact one. I was complete, I told myself. They were the ones who were lacking, literally, and who needed to be counseled and awakened to these facts.

We have a foreskin for a reason.  Mine protects the most sensitive part of my body.  Of course when I say this in the now many conversations I have had on this topic, there is always some guy who scoffs and says he couldn’t possibly be any more sensitive down there, if he were it might be some sort of problem. To him, and to you now, dear reader, I offer this little parable:

Say I am having a shower and as I am toweling myself off my foreskin gets pulled back, revealing the head of my penis.  When I begin to dress, if the head is still out and it touches the fabric of my underwear, it is so uncomfortable and sensitive that I have to pull my foreskin back down immediately before I can finish dressing. That’s how sensitive it is. And that’s also how much sensitivity you lose when you are circumcised.

Of course no man wants to hear that he is missing out on sexual pleasure by something that happened when he was a few days old and is therefore irreversible as well as impossible for him to even conceive of the difference.  That’s why I think a lot of men who are circumcised are initially defensive and protective of the procedure, and see any opposition to it by people like me as hysterical and cranky.  I get it. Maybe I would be like that too if I wasn’t intact, and if I spent most of my life never encountering anyone who was.

But this defensiveness can turn rather aggressive when a discussion, um, extends into anything more than a passing comment and I am always amazed by people’s reasoning for why this really distressing thing was done to them and in turn why they intend to continue the tradition on their own male offspring. We are all so rightly horrified by the genital mutilation of girls in some parts of the world, I say, why don’t we have the same abhorrence about it happening to little boys here?

The phrase ‘Religious reasons’ will be quoted though most are vague on what these actually are when pressed. Occasionally the ‘covenant with God’ angle will rear its head, though when I say that we have stopped most of the other barbaric practices described in the Bible so why are we so keen to continue this one, nobody really wants to listen.  Then, prospective fathers who are defending future circumcision on their boys will say things like ‘He’ll be teased in the locker rooms’. Why? For having all his body parts intact? Or, my personal favorite: ‘I want him to look like me!’ Is this a part of American culture I have not been enlightened about yet? Do you all go home at Thanksgiving and get your wangs out in front of your fathers and compare notes? I mean, really.

So I have decided to get together a book, a sort of circumcision 101. In it you will find everything you ever wanted to know (and some stuff I daresay you didn’t) about circumcision.  Why it’s done, how it’s done, the religious reasons, the social reasons, the myths, the facts, testimonials from those who’ve had it done, those who haven’t and also, how it can go wrong, horribly, horribly wrong.  It’s the perfect read for anyone with a penis and those who love them, which covers the whole population of the planet so fingers crossed that this will be a cash cow for Intact America and Norm-UK, two organizations I am affiliated with and who are doing sterling work in educating and advising on this matter, and who, like me, really want above all to make parents question if they really want their infant son to be subjected to such a traumatic, irreversible and potentially dangerous medical procedure.  Let’s get the conversation started, I say.

I have been trying to do that for years, ever since that first gasp as I dropped my drawers.  Once, when I was working on Broadway in Cabaret, the girl who did my make-up confessed she had never seen an uncircumcised penis.   I thought this was shocking and decided tonight was the night.  She was understandably a little freaked out, but we had known each other for over a year and she painted a swastika on my right butt cheek nearly every night of that year so we were pretty close.  And as I said, I was doing her a favour.  Knowledge is power and all that.

She stepped out into the hall. I pulled down my dance belt and presented the Cumming manhood. We had agreed I would call her in, she would take a quick look then go back out of the room again so I could rearrange myself, then call her back in and she’d get back to work. I shouted I was ready and the door opened slowly and I saw her little face full of trepidation. But only for a second!

‘Oh, I see’, she exclaimed, bounding towards me, all nerves gone, now caught up in a physiological field trip. ‘It’s not at all how I thought it would be!’

‘What did you think it would be like?’ I asked, feeling slightly objectified but also in the same moment acknowledging I had totally invited it.

‘Well’, she said, her eyes still fixed on my pudendum. ‘I thought it would be more like a flip-top bin!’

‘What, like you’d stand on my foot and my foreskin would pull back?’ I guffawed.

‘Something like that!’ she shrieked, and soon the two of us were bent double with the silliness of it all.

At that moment, a vision was hatched.  I chose to accept a mission to lift the lid as it were, to educate and enlighten what a penis is supposed to look like, without having to actually get mine out every time to do so!

May The Foreskin Be With You  will be published later this year by Magnus Books

Hollywood’s Golden Age of Foreskin

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Full_Service_BowersLike dishy stories about Hollywood as much as I do? Like foreskin as much as me? I know you do. You’re on a blog about foreskin!

I just read Full Service, My Adventures in Hollywood and the Secret Sex Lives of the Stars, by Scotty Bowers and I was thrilled to find lots of gay sex and some fine tales of the uncut! Mr. Bowers recalls his sordid and sexy history in the early days of Hollywood. He moved there as a young man and quickly started hustling. He was married with a kid, but kept sleeping with men and women for money. He also hooked up other hustlers with the rich and famous, like a pre-Internet Rentboy.com. The stories are sexy, racy and sometimes downright strange. I love that he doesn’t pull any punches or try to soften the sex for a mainstream audience. I also enjoy the stories of Los Angeles’ younger days. I ingested this book on audio, so it was a blast driving past some of the spots Mr. Bowers frequented as I listened to his stories.

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But most of all, I loved when foreskin was a part of the stories. Mr. Bowers himself was uncut, which he mentions a few times. He also divulges that Charles Laughton, who played The Hunchback of Notre Dame in the 1939 film, ”had one of the largest foreskins I had ever seen.” Despite his marriage to Bride of Frankenstein‘s Elsa Lanchester, Mr. Laughton enjoyed sharing all that foreskin with Hollywood’s rough trade. Sure, he’s not the most glamorous or good-looking actor of Golden Age Hollywood, but I’d love to see a picture of his massive foreskin. Are there any out there? I love the way the author calls it the largest foreskin he’s seen. Not longest, but largest. That makes me want to see it even more!

 

Spencer TracyMr. Bowers also reveals that Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner‘s Spencer Tracy was full-on gay. He’s remembered for an epic and forbidden romance with frequent co-star Katherine Hepbern (Mr. Tracy was married), but the author tells us the actor was really into men. He recounts a drunken night when the Oscar-winner “lay his head down at my groin, took hold of my penis and began nibbling on my foreskin. This was the last guy on earth that I expected an overture like that from, but I was more than happy to oblige him and despite his inebriated state we had an hour or so of pretty good sex.”

Spencer Tracy is a pretty awesome actor, but I never knew he had such good taste in body parts. It’s wild to think that this guy, one of Hollywood’s biggest starts ever and admired by millions of people all over the world,  spent his free time with an uncut cock in his mouth! I wish I could have known these guys, these legends of film that shared my fetish. I wonder if they were able to be more open about what they loved then they wouldn’t have had the problems with alcohol and depression. There’s something so very healthy about being able to be who we are and express it.

The book is filled with more raunchy and revealing stories like this. Mr. Bowers was possibly Hollywood’s first gay-for-pay superstar, even if no one knew his name. Check out the book, maybe on audio like I did. It’s a great look at Hollywood’s real story, and like any good story, there’s foreskin!


Uncut celebrity foreskin rumors

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Since I started blogging for Fantastic Foreskin, I’ve found myself getting obsessed with seeing guys on the street or in the grocery store, my eyes casually dropping down to check out their crotch bulge, and making a game of guessing which of them might still be intact.  Obviously, it’s not hard to guess when you see a hunky Latino or a well-coiffed European that they’re probably sporting some of the best foreskin you’ll ever not see.  It made me wonder just who might or might not be uncut in the world of celebs.  I did a search and found a fun site called circumstitions.com.

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I literally laughed out loud at the initial list of men that popped up that I was sure was compiled by my grandma. The early list of supposed uncut celebs on the site include Lawrence Welk, Johnny Mathis, Ike Turner, and Mickey Gilley (who the hell is that?) Not exactly a list of men that will make you turn your head be happy to know what’s what. Then I stumbled on the list of more relevant celebs and some of the names bandied about gave me a stir in my pants.

When I clicked on musicians, Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers popped up along with my own crotch.  What a nice surprise!  Unfortunately, there’s no proof in the puddin’ because there are no actual photos of penis and foreskin on the near G-rated site.  The fact that the lead singer of a band that still looks incredible has been sporting uncut skin under that tube sock of his for all these years makes me happy! John Mayer and Ricky Martin (not really a big surprise) also made the cut on the list of musicians.

john mayer nudeWhen I looked for film stars, long rumored Leonardo DiCaprio topped the list along with the likes of Joaquin and River Phoenix, an oddly hot pic of Macaulay Culkin and the late great hot as all fuck Paul Walker (too soon to discuss his foreskin).  To think that all these men and all these foreskins are wasted by not being shown off to the world boggles my mind.  I pulled these pics off of Google Images so hopefully they’re all public domain.

Will the real Leo please stand up?

I was able to find a couple of pics of Leo in the nude (mostly obviously doctored up and Photoshopped) but this one seemed like there was a possibility that it might be real despite the fact that it’s grainy, from a distance, and it could be any guy in sunglasses.

There’s no telling who else might be packin’ some skin in the celebrity world.  I can only fantasize about the likes of bad boy Colin Farrell, tatted rocker Adam Levine, and the mysterious brooding Ezra Miller.  Who knows?  In my mind they’re all uncut! I’ll give you an update when I get inside Colin’s pants.

For actual, unrumored vids and pics of real uncut guys, visit Fantastic Foreskin and get off now!

 

 

HBO’s “Looking” foreskin-phobic?

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I’ve been watching Looking, HBO’s new show about the lives of a few gay men in San Francisco. It’s like a very grounded Tales of the City set in modern day. And it’s kind of like Lena Dunham’s Girls, but with guys. Who are gay.

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The second episode was called “Looking for Uncut.” Cool, huh? I was pretty excited that intact men were getting some premium cable attention. In the show, naive and inexperienced Patrick (Jonathan Groff) hits it off a Latino guy and his friend help him prep for the date.

‘You know he’ll probably be uncut if he’s a real Mexican. Are you prepared for that?”

Patrick, even after living in San Francisco for eight years, has never encountered a real-life foreskin up close. He Googles “Uncut Latino Cock.” Probably a first for television. He feels like he’s prepared for the date (and the sex) only to find out that his partner is cut. Patrick was relieved. I was disappointed.

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I felt like this was a reflection on the naivete of Patricks character, his small world-view. But Nathan from the Foreskin Facts blog sees it very differently. He thinks the show is perpetuating the myth of the dirty foreskin, making it seem “strange, foreign.” I get where Nathan is coming from and I appreciate his dedication to promoting positive foreskin awareness. But I’m not sure I share his opinion that the show itself disparages the intact dong. To portray is not to condone. One character on the show is foreskin-ignorant. He’s a flawed and somewhat confused character. Just because he’s uneasy about uncut men doesn’t mean that the show is putting down prepuce. In fact, it could be seen that Patrick is being mocked for being small-minded. It’ll be interesting to see if the topic of natural penises come up on the show again, especially now that Patrick seems to be very interested in his English (and presumably uncut) boss. Patrick and Looking may get a chance at redemption.

What did you think? Did you see the episode? Check out Nathan’s article and tell me who you agree with.

Comedian on circ: It’s fucking child abuse!

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Here’s comedian Bryan O’Gorman Live At The Drake. He gives us his take on religion and sexuality, then goes on about how he feels about having part of his dick taken against his will. I love comedy best when speaks truth and exposes stupidity and hypocrisy. It’s also interesting for me to hear from straight guys who have strong feelings about circumcision.

How do you feel about what Mr. O’Gorman has to say? Does he go to far? Leave comment!

Boy band foreskin

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Get ready. The guys are talking about who has the biggest cock. They go back and forth and then the blond one asks if foreskin counts. Because he has “hiploads” of that.

Unfortunately, they never show it. One of the guys says he doesn’t have a foreskin, but he’s never been circumcised. He may be very confused. The guy who’s cut says he has the cleanest cock. The blond quickly corrects him, telling him that he washes and has a clean foreskinmcfly attitude magazine 2013 01

mcfly1-attitudeThey also chat about gay fans and jizzing on food. These boys are not shy! Check out these photos from Attitude Magazine.

I’d never heard of these guys, but they have my attention now. Keep talking foreskin, McFly!

And if you want to hear guys talk about their foreskin AND see their uncut cocks, check out FantasticForeskin.com now!

Fifty Shades of Foreskin ebook on sale

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The debut novel from Fantastic Foreskin‘s Robert Chandler is here!

Fifty Shades of Foreskin is an erotic adventure with a hot, young, uncut hero

Jake Parker is barely legal… and very deadly!
On his own for the first time, this seemingly normal gay teen is about to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. His journey from boyhood to manhood will be filled with sex, adventure, travel, danger and passion. He’ll be put through tests and training that will stretch him to his limits, teaching him what he’s truly made of. But once he’s stripped bare, face-to-face with a savage and seductive enemy, will he have what it takes to save the free world?
The first summer of his adulthood will leave Jake Parker changed forever… if he lives through it!
Fifty Shades of Foreskin is a boundary-pushing gay erotic adventure full of unforgettable excitement, forbidden desire and pulse-pounding thrills.

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Looking for uncut (again)

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Last season on the second episode of HBO’s Looking, Patrick was prepping for a date and panicking about the guy’s potential prepuce. It turned out that his potential new boyfriend, Richie, was a clipped Hispanic guy. The kind that have caused me so much disappointment over the years. But Patrick seemed relieved. He was worried he’d be dealing with his first foreskin and wasn’t sure he could handle it. Disaster averted.

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A few episodes later, Patrick starts of an affair with his sexy English boss, Kevin  (sexily portrayed by sexy Russell Tovey). I cried foul. There was a whole episode about Patrick’s foreskin panic and now he’s dating an English guy who is very, very likely uncut. Where did Patrick’s skinphobia go? Is the show going to pretend that sexy Brits aren’t spectacularly intact? I found this frustrating.

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Then, I was catching up on some episodes from the current run. In a season two episode, Looking for Results, the sexy English boss was worried that Patrick was telling co-workers about the affair. Patrick responded with:
“I was just telling him about that nice big juicy foreskin of yours.”

Well. Looks like Patrick became a convert. He’s seen the error of his ways and has joined me in my love of natural men. Though his revelation took place off screen, it made for a nice plot and character point. Patrick seems to be growing up and becoming less uptight. His excitement over his lover’s dick-hood seemed to be part of that growth. It was a fun, playful scene that I enjoyed even more knowing that it was played by two gay actors, both very talented and very attractive (and sexy).

Looking at first seemed to be pushing the “icky foreskin” ignorance. But the show had a bigger plan. I’m looking forward to seeing how this will develop. And I’m hoping for a scene where I can see that nice big juicy foreskin!

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Have you been watching the foreskin evolution unfold on Looking? What do you think?

Mr. Man’s Celebrity Foreskin Part One

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There’s nothing quite like the thrilling jolt of excitement while being at the cinemas, immersed in the magic of the movies and witnessing someone else’s story unfold, and getting that rare and special treat when a male actor suddenly appears full-frontal on the screen!

But when that actor is ALSO uncircumcised, flopping his intact cock and beautiful foreskin in front of our eyes, on a larger-than-life movie screen (or even up close on our TV’s at home), then that excitement increases tenfold!
The folks over at Mr. Man — the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity — also appreciate a nice, uncut member like the rest of us, and have sent us a bevy of celluloid and TV images to tantalize our fans who are hungry for anything foreskin. There’s so much uncut cock to look at here, that we’re splitting this into three parts throughout the week!
So here is Part One of the photos — with info on what movies they’re from, who the featured uncut star is, and also a key to where you can find and watch these movies at home!
(I) = iTunes, (N) = Netflix, (A) Amazon Prime, (V) Vimeo, (D) DVD only
1). ABSEITS (2006 — featuring Frederic Heidorn). This German short (which we could only find on Vimeo), sadly has no subtitles, but who needs them with a lovely shower scene between two football playing friends? (V)
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2). ARABIAN NIGHTS (1974 — featuring Ninetto Davoli). Featuring this lovely hooded member…. (D)
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3). BUFFERING (2011 — featuring Alex Anthony & Oliver Park). A raunchy British comedy about a young couple who decides to broadcast their sex life via webcam to pay the bills. (D)
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4). CHACUN SA NUIT “ONE TWO ANOTHER” (2006 — featuring Guillaume Baché, Arthur Dupont and Pierre Perrier). A sexy French film that explores the carnal interdependencies among a host of characters who live in a town in provincial France. (D)
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5). CONFETTI (2006 — featuring Robert Webb). A hilarious comedy about couples competing for the most original wedding. (I)
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6). KOHTA 18 (2012 — featuring Anton Thompson Coon). A Finnish film about teenage boys on the edge of adulthood. (D)
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7). D’AMOUR ET D’EAU FRAICHE “LIVING ON LOVE ALONE” (2010 — featuring Pio Marmai). A French drama. (D)
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8). GLÜCK “BLISS” (2012 — featuring Vinzenz Kiefer). Two young people in Berlin, a refugee and a homeless punk, form a relationship. (D)
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9). GRAND CENTRAL (2013 — featuring Johan Libéreau). (D)
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10). HEAD ON (1998 — featuring Alex Dimitriades). A sexually explicit Australian film not to be missed. (D)
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11). HUNGER (2008 — featuring Michael Fassbender). A drama about the 1981 Irish hunger strike, featuring everyone’s favorite German-Irish cinema hunk, X-Men: Days of Future Past’s Michael Fassbender. (I)
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12). HUNTING SEASON “Episode 1” (2012 — featuring Ben Andrews). A gay, Sex and The City-esque web series that you can find online, however you need to pay for the uncensored version that doesn’t pixelate the naughty bits.
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13). HUSTLER WHITE (1996 — featuring Paul Bateman and Gerald Harris). A satirical black sex comedy from Bruce LaBruce about male prostitution and the porn industry. (D)
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14). I WANT YOUR LOVE (2012 — featuring Keith McDonald and Jorge Rodolfo). A sexy (and rather graphic) film by Travis Mathews (who collaborated with James Franco on “Interior. Leather. Bar.”). The film can be bought and watched online.
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15). IMMORTALITY “THE WISDOM OF CROCODILES” (1998 — featuring Jude Law). A romantic thriller. Who doesn’t want to see Jude nude? (I) (N)
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That’s it for today! Check here again soon for more uncut peen in PART TWO of our Mr. Man’s Celebrity Foreskin –and don’t forget to take a tour of Mr. Man in the meantime!

MR. MAN’S CELEBRITY FORESKIN PART TWO

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Was your mouth watering from our previous blog post, where we gave you PART ONE of Celebrity Foreskin? Well you’re in luck — because we’re back with even MORE intact actors from movies & TV, courtesy of the folks over at Mr. Man — the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity!

If you’re anything like us, you just can’t get enough of uncut cock — and seeing foreskin pop up on the big or small screen is like getting holiday presents throughout the year! Only better — ‘cuz we can rewind and unwrap those presents again and again and again…

Here are some more celluloid treasures to feast your eyes upon:

VIEWING KEY: (I) = iTunes, (N) = Netflix, (A) Amazon Prime, (H) HBO NOW/GO, (D) DVD only

16). THE INBETWEENERS MOVIE (2011 — featuring James Buckley). British coming-of-age comedy film, following the misadventures of a group of teenage friends on holiday after the end of their final year at school together. (I), (N)

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17). IRREVERSIBLE (2002 — featuring Vincent Cassel). A brutal, twisted and hard-to-watch French mystery thriller. Thank goodness for Vincent Cassel’s intact member!! (I), (N)

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18). THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND (2006 — featuring James McAvoy). X-Men: Days of Future Past’s McAvoy plays a Scottish doctor who travels to Uganda and becomes the personal physician to a dictator. (I), (H)

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19). LE PLAISIR DE CHANTER (2008 — featuring Julien Baumgartner). A French comedy that’s worth seeing simply due to handsome actor Baumgartner spending a good chunk of the movie completely naked! (D)

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20). LILIES (1996 — featuring Danny Gilmore). A Canadian film that depicts a play being performed in a Quebec prison in 1952 by the inmates. (D)

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21). LOSE MY SELF (2014 — featuring Ronald Zehrfeld). A German film about a university professor who gets meningitis, and finds a newfound sense of openness after losing memory, personality and tastes. (D)

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22). MA MÈRE (2004 — featuring Louis Garrel). A movie about an incestuous relationship between a 17-year old boy and his mother. Eek! (D)

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23). MAURICE (1987 — featuring Rupert Graves). A period, gay British romantic drama based on E. M. Forster’s novel.

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24). O FANTASMA (2000 — featuring Ricardo Meneses). An explicit gay-themed Portuguese film. (D)

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25). THE PASSENGER (2014 — featuring Niklas Peters). Sexual and moral boundaries are put to the test when a handsome stranger begins to infiltrate the lives of two artists. (I)

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26). PHILEINE SAYS SORRY (2003 — featuring Michiel Huisman). Game of Throne’s hunky Huisman is seen in full-frontal glory in this comedy-drama from the Netherlands. (D)

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27). PICCO (2011 — featuring Constantin von Jascheroff). A German film about a youth prison. Need we say more? (D)

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28). QUEER AS FOLK Episode: “French Fried” (2001 — featuring Peter Paige). Emmett Honeycutt (Paige) shows all in this episode of the American version of the popular queer TV series. (I), (N), (A)

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29). THE RAINBOW (1989 — featuring Paul McGann). A British drama by Ken Russell based on the D.H. Lawrence novel. (I), (A)

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30). RELEASE (2010 — featuring Garry Summers, Wayne Virgo and Chris Bowden). A priest goes to prison (all these prison movies!!), and, well…I think the following pics give you an idea of what happens… (D)

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And that concludes PART TWO of Mr. Man’s Celebrity Foreskin! Stay tuned for PART THREE — and in the meantime, find even more nude actors over at Mr. Man!

Mr. Man’s Celebrity Foreskin Part Three

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If you loved all the uncut cock we brought you in PARTS ONE and TWO of Celebrity Foreskin, get ready for PART THREE — courtesy of Mr. Man, the world’s foremost authority on celebrity nudity!
VIEWING KEY: (I) = iTunes, (N) = Netflix, (A) Amazon Prime, (S) Showtime Anywhere, (D) DVD only

31). RUST AND BONE (2012 — featuring Matthias Schoenaerts). This award-winning French-Belgian production got lots of buzz for Marion Cotillard’s performance. But excuse us if all we could concentrate on was Belgian actor Matthias Schoenaert’s deliciously uncut member… (I), 

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32). SALÒ, O LE 120 GIORNATE DI SODOMA “SALÒ, OR THE 120 DAYS OF SODOM” (1975 — featuring Ezio Manni, Sergio Fascetti, Gaspare Di Jenno, Rinaldo Missaglia, and Bruno Musso). Based on the book by the Marquis de Sade, this controversial film was the last from celebrated Italian director Pier Paolo Pasolini — and featured sadism, sexual depravity, and plenty of foreskin. (D)
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33). SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE (2006 — featuring Gilles Marini). The celebrated HBO series got the big screen treatment in 2006 — and when we say big, we mean Gilles Marini’s uncut cock. (I)
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34). SHAME (2011 — featuring Michael Fassbender). We felt absolutely NO shame watching German-Irish hunk Fassbender play a sex-addict who just can’t stop getting off (a scene where he gets a blowjob at a gay bar got us particularly revved up). But best of all, we finally see his massive schlong on the big screen. (I)
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35). SHAMELESS (2013 — featuring Dean Lennox Kelly and Cameron Monaghan). Sexy Brit actor Dean Lennox Kelly strips down to display his foreskin to all in an episode of the British version of the series. Meanwhile, American actor Cameron Monaghan surprises us with his own uncut member in the American remake of the series on Showtime. (S)
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36). SHANK (2009 — featuring Wayne Virgo). A closeted teenage street punk takes up with the latest roughed-up gay victim of his bullying gang, which does not set well with the gang’s drugged-up, brotherly leader. (D)
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37). SOLO (2013 — featuring Mario Verón). A sexy, romantic gay thriller from Argentina. (D)
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38). STARRED UP (2013 — featuring Jack O’Connell). Prison films have been featured a lot on the Celebrity Foreskin list, and this British film starring Unbroken’s Jack O’Connell is definitely worth the time behind bars… (I), (A)
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39). STRANGER BY THE LAKE (2013 — featuring Sebastien Badachaoui, Emmanuel Daumas, and Pierre Deladonchamps). This sexy French thriller had everyone talking due to its non-stop nudity throughout the entire film, and had US drooling over all of that foreskin! (I), (N)
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40). STRAPPED (2010 — featuring Artem Mishin). A handsome young prostitute learns about life and love during a sex-filled odyssey in an apartment building filled with strange inhabitants. (I)
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41). TAXI ZUM KLO (1981 — featuring Frank Ripploh). The groundbreaking German film that captured an honest portrayal of gay culture in early ‘80s West Berlin. (N)
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That’s all for now, fellow foreskin enthusiasts! We’ll be sure to give you breaking news (and photos!), whenever foreskin pops up in new movies and TV shows going forward. In the meantime, head on over to Mr. Man to see even more naked male celebrities.

In Search Of Foreskin: Sense8’s Sexy Max Riemelt

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So I finally started to binge-watch the newest Netflix series, Sense8 — a sexy sci-fi drama from the Wachowski siblings (The MatrixCloud Atlas) and J. Michael Straczynski (Babylon 5, lots o’comics). It’s about a group of eight strangers around the world — Sensates — who find themselves mentally and emotionally connected through their senses.

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I had heard mixed reviews about the show, but I knew it also featured a bunch of sexy male actors from around the globe — so I figured the chances of spotting foreskin might be high. (Hey…I like to be optimistic). Not that TV series tend to feature full-frontal nudity that often, but…this was Netflix, and also from the Wachowski’s, who have been known to push Bound-aries (see what I did there?) — so I figured it was worth a shot. I heard rumblings of gay content too, so I was quick to fire up my AppleTV!
Well there’s definitely lots of eye-candy to look at: Spain’s hunky Miguel Ángel Silvestre plays a closeted actor, and Alfonso Herrera is his super cute and bearded secret boyfriend. Lost’s Naveen Andrews plays a mysterious figure who brings all the major players together, while another sexy Indian actor (Purab Kohl) plays Rajan, a supporting player. Rajan is set to marry one of the main female Sensate characters, Kala, who doesn’t seem to want to marry him back, despite Rajan being irresistibly handsome and most-likely having a beautiful uncut cock.
Kala keeps dreaming about another cock, however — attached to her fellow Sensate Wolfgang, played by German actor Max Riemelt. In fact, Wolfgang’s cock is a MAJOR player in the story, as during Kala’s wedding ceremony to Rajan, she starts “sensing” Wolfgang in the nude, and her eyes pan right down to his hung and prominent member, which makes her (and us) faint. TIME TO HIT REWIND AND THE PAUSE BUTTON!! The moment I’ve been waiting several episodes for finally arrives!
But waitaminute….
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…is that cock circumcised???? It kinda looked like it from this screenshot I took, which turned my incredible excitement into overwhelming disappointment in a nanosecond.
But… that doesn’t make sense! Max Riemelt is German, after all — so the chances of him being circumcised were rare. Did he have a cock double? No, that wasn’t it…since the camera pans back up to his face.  I HAD TO KNOW THE TRUTH!! A quick Google search later, and I discovered I wasn’t the only one debating whether he was truly uncut or not. THESE THINGS ARE VERY IMPORTANT.
After all, Sense8 also features the rather good-looking Brian J. Smith, who plays a Chicago cop — but just knowing he’s American and most-likely cut, makes him ever-so-slightly less sexy than the other males on the show. Is that wrong????
Upon reading Max’s wikipedia page, I discovered he was in a gay film called Free Fall — also on Netflix. I’m not usually one to interrupt a good TV binge-watch, but my Sense8 viewing suddenly had to go on complete hold. Free Fall is like a German Brokeback Mountain, and super hot. But my “is he or isn’t he” quest wasn’t really satisfied. There were moments like this one…
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…where, ok, even though you see some head, you also maybe kinda see some foreskin bunched up? Does Max just like to pull back the skin in an effort to make his cock look bigger? That was one fan’s theory. Does he not know there are some of us who like small cocks?!?
Anyway, after viewing a couple more episodes of Sense8, I witnessed the famous orgy scene. Yes, there’s an orgy scene. And despite the annoying presence of females (and even one transexual), it’s a pretty steamy scene for a TV series — with plenty of guy-on-guy action. Miguel Ángel Silvestre manages to somehow cover his cock the entire time, even when it doesn’t make sense. But Riemelt is clearly comfortable being nude, including this scene which had my heart pumping a million miles a second because it was a clear indicator that he WAS uncut after all…
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…or not. Maybe it’s just a watery illusion. That debate in the thread I linked to above got me really confused. So what do YOU think, foreskin fans?
I’m determined to believe he’s intact!! Is it crazy for me to go out of the way to find out if someone has foreskin or not? Maybe there’s more productive ways to spend my time, but I can’t think of anything I’d rather be doing.
Always in search of more foreskin….

Support One Direction’s Harry Styles’s Uncut Cock!

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Pop music hearthrob Harry Styles and his pals in One Direction are playing a massive concert tonight (July 17th) in Vancouver. And whether or not you’re attending, or even a fan of their music, if you’re a Vancouverite you can still go there simply to support Styles’s wonderful intact penis with tons of other foreskin fans!

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Yes, that’s right — Foreskin Crusader Glen Callender (whom we profiled earlier in the week), is back at it again and fronting a massive Foreskin Pride Rally in front of B.C. Place Stadium from 5-7pm. So why all the love for Harry? Well, besides being a total dreamboat, there was a particularly juicy (unconfirmed) rumor back in 2013 that Styles and former girlfriend Taylor Swift parted ways because she wanted the English singer to snip his “extra bits” on his member — but Styles apparently refused to get circumcised for the “Shake It Off” siren. Thank goodness he didn’t succumb to such a barbaric, horrific and absolutely ludicrous demand!! (Sadly, “Sherlock Holmes” and “Snatch” director Guy Ritchie was not so lucky when former girlfriend Madonna forced the Brit to get snipped to comply with Madge’s Kabbalah beliefs — it’s kind of hard to look at Madonna and Taylor Swift the same way, isn’t it?).

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Glen Callender is proud of his foreskin!

Whether or not the reason for the Swift/Styles breakup is true (it did originate from National Inquirer, after all), the Foreskin Pride Rally is happening tonight anyway — and what better excuse is there to celebrate a celebrity’s uncut member, all while being surrounded by fellow foreskin fans!! So Vancouver people — make sure to attend, and report back to us!

UPDATE: Noisey (Music by Vice) has a great interview with Callender about the importance of people knowing about Harry Style’s uncut cock. Read about it HERE!

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